Thursday, January 24, 2008
Friday, January 04, 2008
2008 Resolutions of the Televangelists
I don't know if any of you read the Wittenburg Door, but I thought this was hilarious.
Sample:
Joel Osteen: I resolve to frown at least 15 minutes each day so my smile will look genuine the rest of the time. But I will do it hanging upside down in my gravity boots so that the frown looks like a smile.
Sample:
Joel Osteen: I resolve to frown at least 15 minutes each day so my smile will look genuine the rest of the time. But I will do it hanging upside down in my gravity boots so that the frown looks like a smile.
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Happy New Year!
May the LORD bless you, and keep you.
May the LORD make His face shine on you, and be gracious to you.
May the LORD lift up His countenance on you, and give you peace.
May the LORD make His face shine on you, and be gracious to you.
May the LORD lift up His countenance on you, and give you peace.
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