Our church had its annual Thanksgiving dinner this past Sunday. It's a fun time with lots of food and fellowship. One of the men in our church has a ministry playing the Ernest T. Bass character from the Andy Griffith show. He was asked to do his act during the dinner. Well, on the TV show Ernest had a girlfriend named Romina who ended up dumping him. A couple of days before the dinner I received a call from our pastor asking if I would be interested in playing the part of Romina's beautiful sister Rowina, who is currently dating Ernest. Before my better judgment spoke up, I said yes. What you see below is what was inflicted on the members of our church that night.